Cip Tadbest is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring dragonfly.

Cip Tadbest created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip Tadbest, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cip Tadbest, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cip Tadbest's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cip Tadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.