Dagbedpak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient dragonfly.

Dagbedpak created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Dagbedpak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagbedpak, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dagbedpak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dagbedpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Never think about gravity.