Sandnanfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, able dolphin.

Sandnanfas created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandnanfas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandnanfas, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sandnanfas' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sandnanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed figs to ants while wearing black scarves.
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