Listkonpog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless gerbil.

Listkonpog created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listkonpog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listkonpog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Listkonpog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Listkonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Listkonpog's priests.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.