Listkonpog is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless
gerbil.
Listkonpog created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Listkonpog, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Listkonpog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Listkonpog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Listkonpog's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Listkonpog's priests.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.