Centargmin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, competent frog.

Centargmin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Centargmin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Centargmin, it will be very unhappy.

Centargmin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Centargmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not eat strawberries.