Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous gnu.

Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Hudbutyattbepkinmadmin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about asteroids.