Metdinrot Bomnibmat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical human.

Metdinrot Bomnibmat created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Metdinrot Bomnibmat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metdinrot Bomnibmat, it will laugh at you.

Metdinrot Bomnibmat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Metdinrot Bomnibmat's Holy Commandments

1. Metdinrot Bomnibmat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sing in the presence of seals.