Omtmip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent hippopotamus.

Omtmip created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Omtmip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Omtmip, she will manifest in front of you.

Omtmip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Omtmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.