Omtmip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent
hippopotamus.
Omtmip created gold two million years ago.
If you believe in
Omtmip, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Omtmip, she will manifest in front of you.
Omtmip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Omtmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always help dogs.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.