Bastnelcud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective unicorn.

Bastnelcud created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastnelcud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bastnelcud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bastnelcud's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bastnelcud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about asteroids.