Camnabvab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic hydra.

Camnabvab created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Camnabvab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camnabvab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Camnabvab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Camnabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Camnabvab on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Worship no other gods but Camnabvab.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.