Larghotrull is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating hippopotamus.

Larghotrull created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larghotrull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larghotrull, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Larghotrull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Larghotrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple kilts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never bounce near eagles.