Larghotrull is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, irritating
hippopotamus.
Larghotrull created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Larghotrull, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Larghotrull, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Larghotrull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Larghotrull's Holy Commandments1. Never wear purple kilts.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never bounce near eagles.