Paggadnell is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, amazing newt.

Paggadnell created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggadnell, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Paggadnell, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Paggadnell's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Paggadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sit in the presence of moths.

5. Respect your elders.