Tonktimkem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable bee.

Tonktimkem created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonktimkem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonktimkem, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tonktimkem's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tonktimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if nine doves approach from the north.