Kipdogmis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish goblin.

Kipdogmis created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdogmis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipdogmis, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kipdogmis' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kipdogmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kipdogmis.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.