Cetgov is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane goat.

Cetgov created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetgov, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cetgov, she will be very unhappy.

Cetgov's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cetgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the north.

3. Hide if three snakes approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.