Xemnabjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful dolphin.

Xemnabjen created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemnabjen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemnabjen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xemnabjen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xemnabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt birds.