Vinyarlid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome dugong.

Vinyarlid created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinyarlid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinyarlid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vinyarlid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vinyarlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.