Yatfudcen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful snake.

Yatfudcen created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfudcen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatfudcen, it will be very sad.

Yatfudcen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yatfudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Yatfudcen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Yatfudcen on top of important buildings.
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