Wabgen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, irritating squid.

Wabgen created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wabgen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wabgen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wabgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Wabgen on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wabgen on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.