Likxucbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm armadillo.

Likxucbun created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likxucbun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likxucbun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Likxucbun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Likxucbun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Retreat if six great tits approach from the east.

4. Do not take Likxucbun's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.