Sugquamlarn is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, slow
parrot.
Sugquamlarn created an atom six million years ago.
If you believe in
Sugquamlarn, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Sugquamlarn, it will think nothing of it.
Sugquamlarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Sugquamlarn's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Sugquamlarn's priests.
2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not shave your face.
5. Do not stand on grass.