Limqueegpas is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful
lizard.
Limqueegpas created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Limqueegpas, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Limqueegpas, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Limqueegpas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Limqueegpas' Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Always help mites.
4. Never feed peanuts to seals while wearing blue hats.
5. Never hurt great tits.