Zennibwapgilcenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional warg.

Zennibwapgilcenhom created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zennibwapgilcenhom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zennibwapgilcenhom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zennibwapgilcenhom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zennibwapgilcenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Zennibwapgilcenhom.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.