Kipquagnar Parkzakpad Bindincid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful hedgehog.

Kipquagnar Parkzakpad Bindincid created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Kipquagnar Parkzakpad Bindincid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kipquagnar Parkzakpad Bindincid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kipquagnar Parkzakpad Bindincid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kipquagnar Parkzakpad Bindincid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.