Fabkaddogtik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive hare.

Fabkaddogtik created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabkaddogtik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabkaddogtik, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fabkaddogtik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fabkaddogtik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Run away from yellow tortoises, for they are unholy.