Fabkaddogtik is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, impressive
hare.
Fabkaddogtik created the planet Mars two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fabkaddogtik, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Fabkaddogtik, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Fabkaddogtik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Fabkaddogtik's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always help sick moths.
5. Run away from yellow tortoises, for they are unholy.