Shavcartab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable alligator.

Shavcartab created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavcartab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavcartab, it will come to you in dreams.

Shavcartab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Shavcartab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Shavcartab must be the most important thing in your life.