Vidvidhug is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless crab.

Vidvidhug created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidvidhug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidvidhug, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vidvidhug's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vidvidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Always help voles in need.