Sompibmet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful badger.

Sompibmet created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sompibmet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sompibmet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sompibmet's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sompibmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the east.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Sompibmet on top of important buildings.

5. Sompibmet must be the most important thing in your life.