Dapcudhud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced cobra.

Dapcudhud created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcudhud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dapcudhud, she will turn you into a snail.

Dapcudhud's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dapcudhud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.