Miflarpfit Wipmanfab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic dugong.

Miflarpfit Wipmanfab created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Miflarpfit Wipmanfab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miflarpfit Wipmanfab, he will ignore you.

Miflarpfit Wipmanfab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Miflarpfit Wipmanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Miflarpfit Wipmanfab's name in vain.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.