Pagquagraw Nathassog Tarpbadfud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing goat.

Pagquagraw Nathassog Tarpbadfud created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagquagraw Nathassog Tarpbadfud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagquagraw Nathassog Tarpbadfud, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pagquagraw Nathassog Tarpbadfud's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pagquagraw Nathassog Tarpbadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near ants.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.