Quimdudhommon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident centaur.

Quimdudhommon created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdudhommon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quimdudhommon, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quimdudhommon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Quimdudhommon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not take Quimdudhommon's name in vain.