Listbiglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil deer.

Listbiglarg created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listbiglarg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listbiglarg, it will curse you with boils.

Listbiglarg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Listbiglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.