Cibhotvid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, conceited camel.

Cibhotvid created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhotvid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibhotvid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cibhotvid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cibhotvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.