Larg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured goat.

Larg created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Do not listen to music.