Dagbimgud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody cobra.

Dagbimgud created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagbimgud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dagbimgud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dagbimgud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dagbimgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Do not listen to music.