Hadbabbag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever newt.

Hadbabbag created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbabbag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hadbabbag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hadbabbag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hadbabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never mention moths.