Stikgudnutnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonourable wasp.

Stikgudnutnurt created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikgudnutnurt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stikgudnutnurt, she will ignore you.

Stikgudnutnurt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stikgudnutnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not kill swans.