Sandcidtab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental cat.

Sandcidtab created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcidtab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sandcidtab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sandcidtab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sandcidtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sandcidtab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Never look at nebulae.