Betsashin is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid
aardvark.
Betsashin created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Betsashin, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Betsashin, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Betsashin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Betsashin's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Always wear magenta.
5. Never wear coats.