Butflowpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing gerbil.

Butflowpop created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Butflowpop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butflowpop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Butflowpop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Butflowpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Butflowpop's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Butflowpop.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Do not commit murder.