Butflowpop is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing
gerbil.
Butflowpop created everything that exists six million years ago.
If you believe in
Butflowpop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Butflowpop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Butflowpop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Butflowpop's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Butflowpop's name in vain.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Worship no other gods but Butflowpop.
4. Do not eat aubergines.
5. Do not commit murder.