Gunlipnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic centipede.

Gunlipnutt created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunlipnutt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gunlipnutt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gunlipnutt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gunlipnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not take Gunlipnutt's name in vain.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.