Tippibhad is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy
human.
Tippibhad created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tippibhad, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tippibhad, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Tippibhad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Tippibhad's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Pray towards the east.