Godtapgubvag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented centaur.

Godtapgubvag created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godtapgubvag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godtapgubvag, she will turn you into a worm.

Godtapgubvag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Godtapgubvag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.