Godbudab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless bat.

Godbudab created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbudab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godbudab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Godbudab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godbudab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.