Godbudab is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless
bat.
Godbudab created life eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godbudab, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Godbudab, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Godbudab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Godbudab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never hurt whales.
4. Never think ill of sick doves.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.