Farnhubrak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating dugong.

Farnhubrak created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhubrak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnhubrak, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Farnhubrak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farnhubrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Farnhubrak.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Farnhubrak loves snails, so they must be respected.