Homdunbam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet goose.

Homdunbam created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdunbam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Homdunbam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Homdunbam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Homdunbam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Homdunbam on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never talk about asteroids.