Milpodtal is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate sheep.

Milpodtal created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milpodtal, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milpodtal, it will be very unhappy.

Milpodtal's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Milpodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Run away from yellow monkeys, for they are unholy.