Fagquatyik is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking walrus.

Fagquatyik created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Fagquatyik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fagquatyik, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fagquatyik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fagquatyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Never wear corsets.