Abxucmap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind scorpion.

Abxucmap created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abxucmap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abxucmap, it will strike you with lightening.

Abxucmap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Abxucmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.